The Hedgehog

Last Friday, I tried to go see Ron Jeremy, who was making an appearance at an adult book store near the office on Broadway.

I sat at my desk contemplating whether to go. What the Hell am I going to do with Ron Jeremy's autograph? I tried to talk myself out of it, but my buddies at work were adamant. I started thinking: how many offices in the vicinity had guys just like us, psyched to see the Hedgehog (his nickname)?

Essentially, this guy is famous for fucking. And he's crossed over to the mainstream doing it. I reluctantly agreed to go. As we approached the store, we could see a long line outside. He had not arrived, but was on the way. After seeing the line, my work friends were all for bailing.

Alas, my buddy Jesse Golden did snap the photo above as Jeremy arrived.